Pure Comedy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crimesnewronan
millenianthemums

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers
c-53

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

c-53

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

corbitgun

faderifter asked:

i want to hear your hateful fallout 4 opinions

bagged-a-bazooka

This is kinda a thing with Bethesda Fallout in general, which I never quite fully understood. In the classic Interplay Fallouts, 1 and 2, it doesn't take too long for people to bounce back in California

In just the span of 80 years, Shady Sands goes from a small agrarian farming community with about...less than 100 people in it to the New California Republic, which is quite impressive. NCR has running water, new homes and communities, electricity and running cars. They have a police force and collect taxes to fund education and public works, they pave new roads and people live generally as good lives as they did in 2077. Sure New Vegas was kind of falling apart too, but it was basically the frontier

200 years later in D.C and in Boston people are still drinking out of toilets and struggling to purify water